This is for you.

Okay. Firstly I know you're reading this and you need to stop. I understand that you've got some crazy obsession with me that causes you to go through my twitter and read this. I get it. You're severely unhinged. but this constant need for attention is absolutely childish. Get over yourself. I'm over you. Get it? I'M OVER YOU. So do us both a favour and stop being so needy and desperate. I don't know; read a book, write a song, buy a parakeet but stop stalking me because I've had enough. I'm sick of my friends having to watch you tweet about me. Okay. Got it? 

Oh and while you're at it; brush your teeth.